After I officiated an LA wedding ceremony last weekend I heard a joke a that made laugh. As a busy LA wedding minister, people love to tell me wedding and wedding minister jokes. Some of the jokes are very funny and some are pretty corny. In the latter case, I have learned to give a polite chuckle and move on.
After I officiated a wedding in LA last weekend I heard an old joke that I’ve heard before but it still made me laugh:
A priest was taking an evening walk when he took a wrong turn and found himself in a seedy part of town. A scantily dressed woman put her arm around him and said, “Fifty bucks for a quickie.” He didn’t know what she was talking about but assumed it wasn’t good so he picked up his pace.
As he walked he passed a few other provocatively dressed women who each yelled “Fifty bucks for a quickie!” He tried to ignore them and kept walking.
The priest finally found his way back to his church and was relieved to go inside. When he entered he ran into a nun and he had to ask her, “Sister, what is a quickie?”
The nun smugly replied, “Fifty bucks. Just like in town.”
Pa-dum-pum!! Thank you ladies and gentlemen and good night! I’ll see you at an LA wedding!